![]() ![]() (We definitely need to get an assload of gum over to France and try out the inverse of that old wives' tale about gum in your hair.) In their opinion, cleaning the road won't do the trick: Iit will actually have to be re-paved completely because of the greasy goodness (or badness). Who needs a Slip 'N Slide when you have a whole highway coated in nature's lube?Īpparently, experts visited the scene, which is near Chapelle-d'Aligne between Le Mans and Angers. Here's the bad part: the mayo had spread all across the surface of the road, making it ridiculously slippery and impossible to traverse. But that wasn't the worst of it the firefighters managed to put out the fire within two hours. A truck transporting 20 tons of mayonnaise caught fire. In any event, mayonnaise in its pearly, unprocessed form can be found all over France and artfully globbed all over French food.īut now, in what may be an epic affair of karmic weirdness-or karmic justice, if you hate the ivory spread-traffic on the A11 motorway in France had to be stopped completely today because of a mayonnaise incident. Some say they even invented the stuff, although others argue that it is a Spanish invention. And, if they don't mind being politically incorrect, the anti-mayonnaise faction points to Undercover Brother, the 2002 cinema gem, where the black-white divide over mayo usage may just have reached the height of satirical witticism.īut if we are going down that stereotypical byway, we'd have to buy into the idea that the French all love mayonnaise. They mouth off that Rachael Ray, who has cooked everything in the Western world's recipe repertoire in her many years of TV, reviles the stuff. ![]() They crow that President Obama told The New York Times that he hates mayo. The haters even have a Facebook page upon which they spew their nastiest thoughts about the sandwich spread. The anti-mayo contingent hates the white stuff big time, going so far as to compare it to bodily fluids, chaste or otherwise. ![]()
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